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Cool Whipped:
1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.
2. A more extreme form of being whipped.
Joe's at the nail salon with that new girlfriend of his. He is so cool whipped.
A male who's on a leash, led by his girlfriend. It can occur vice-versa where the girl is on the leash, but it's very rare. The male is not allowed to hang out with his bros, and has to listen to every word of his girlfriend.
Craig: "Hey babe, I'm going down to the pub with the guys. See you later tonight".
Jess: "You're not fucking going anywhere you little shit, you're giving me a manicure ASAP".
Craig: "Okay, I'm so sorry sweetie. I'll do it instantly. Why did I even think about hanging out with my best mates who I've known for 5 more years than you. I'm an idiot".
Josh: "Hey have you guys seen Craig? Said he was meeting us here".
Steve: "Nah man, no chance, he's a fucking whipped cunt these days".
Josh: "Yeah. Proper whipped cunt. *whichet*"
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The Shoes on your Feet
Air force Ones are the cadillacs of feet whips
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Being hosed with urine at the public urinal.
Mr Holt was busying himself at the public urinal when he recognised his old friend standing next to him, so he turned towards him sharply and in doing so cracked The Golden Whip.
v. The act of whipping ones face with your dick.
Taylor> wtf! ill punch u! u slept with her!
Acid> bitch stfu before i dickle whip u
Taylor> uh...
something you can't have pie without.
Stewie: You can't have pie without Cool Whip. Brian: Cool Whip? Stewie: Yes, Cool Whip.
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Whip city, The place of no return. This Is when A guy is in a relationship with a girl for a long period of time and would rather hang out with her than the boys and on the rare occasion that he hangs out with the boys he brings her along
Chuck “yo pat you tryna go to the movies with the boys?”
Patrick “say less, I’m with elli so she’ll prolly come too
chuck “Damn u in whip city right now”
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