hannah baker

Character in the netflix show "13 reasons why".
!!SPOILER!!

Real smol child who killed herself because she was bullied and raped and deserved better .

" Wow peopl should really be nicer with that girl

- Yeah , hope she doesn't end up like Hannah Baker

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sperm baker

The status rendered to the female gender as a result of compulsory pregnancy.

Parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it's CEO of a company or CEO of the country (aka President of the United States). Apparently, they're all full of s*** since the female's ultimate role, according to the so-called "pro-life" movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.

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clam baker

One who puts the pussy on a Pedastole.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

Usually your best friends, friend talks up the pussy but your buddies in fact know he's GAY.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

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tyler baker

I someone you can always can count on, a true friend, and a person who won't judge you no matter what

You're a real Tyler Baker

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bakers dozen

Sexual intercourse involving 12 men and one girl which includes fucking her vagina, ass, mouth, tits, hands, chin , feet and back of the knees. At the end she should be sprayed with a fountain of cum causing her to drown.

My classmate is having a bakers dozen on Saturday!

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Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.

SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"

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bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy that if squeezed through a pastry bag it could decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit

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