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having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit
Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.
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When that cold brew hits its hits hard
When that cold brew hits it hits hard like really hard harder than a bull when its balls get squeezed
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Slang for masturbating
I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.
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An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.
Might mean something rude or it might not!!!
Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.
Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.
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an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.
(after father stops speaking on the phone)
son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?
father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.
son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'
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Best New Brewery in Austin, TX. Can be found at local bars in Austin, Houston and Dallas.
"Dude! Is that a Circle brew?"
"Yea Bro, I'm all about the Blur"
"Dude, I'm all about the Envy"
Additional examples can be found at Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX
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The act of farting in the shower while someone else defecates in the same bathroom. Similar to how dry hopping adds flavor to home brewed beer, the bulk of the bathroom stench originates from the product in the toilet bowl while the fart produced in a steamy shower serves to accent it.
Me: *Farts in shower*
Wife (while pooping): That sounded kinda wet...
Me: I'm just dry hopping the loo brew, sweetheart.
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