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When your significant other is asleep on the couch and or bed, you approach with the utmost stealth, t-bag them, photograph the event and escape without detection.
"Johnny sent me a photo of him ninja bagging his old lady last night!"
The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.
My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.
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When a person who is usually a female takes up one seat just for her bag.
It usually happen on a subway.
Woman bagging need to stop it just stupid.
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The act of dipping one's balls into two hollowed-out scotch eggs for sexual pleasure.
I was scotch bagging last night, when my Mum walked in on me. It was like American Pie, but with scotch eggs.
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To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.
Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.
To have sex with someone using a cut-out Target bag as a condom
Kory, you should totally Target Bag Amy tonight!
Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber
She has horrendous freezer bags that one