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Following a one night stand where the lady ends up with cum in her hair, this is the process of gathering the crusty chunks of her hair into a loose plait or pony tail before the walk of shame
This guy blew so much spunk into my hair last night that I had to do some serious willow weaving befor3 getting out of there
"willow talk" refers to speaking in metaphors, soliloquys, riddles, the works. it's sacred channel and iterations of speech that might not always make sense to the common ear. aka multidimensional speak, spellwork, enchantment, divination, ethereal, sacred channeling, woo-woo, yip yap, nonsense but it makes sense yfm, ashe eshe, idan, honor 🌊
"Look... she on that willow talk."
"I finally got me a spiritual baddie but she won't stop willow talking to me."
"Yeah, I heard about that willow talk, that multidimensional ethereal speak."
Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide
I should burn three willows church for cursing me so badly
Willow is a wolf who is careless and took zuzy and zees older sister away
Zuzy: w-willow wolf *sobs* took our older sister away and *sniff* I’m so mad
The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.
Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.
Referring to the Willows Academy and why it is the best school and you should go there because it doesn’t discriminate against Haitians
eaglette #1 “Is that Debabes?”
eaglette #2 “No that’s just Simone.”
eaglette #3 “Why willows.”
these girls are really kind but kinda short and clingy. don’t worry if you know a willow hood job that’s so cool but maybe don’t spend too much time with them because they will stick on to you like the sticky hand things. WILLOWS ARE ALSO SO PRETTY OMG WTH THEY ARE GORGEOUS
is that a ‘willow heath’, they are so clingy but so pretty