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White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright
His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order
when you eat big meal and pick up a girl at the same time
tonight was a great night got a big mac value meal super sized and wine&bag the chick number staring at me as i left
When somebody, typically an adult, talks in a different voice after having multiple glasses of wine.
“Mom how many glasses of wine did you have last night?”- James
“Oh honey I only had one glass last night”- mom
“Bullsh*t mom, I could hear your Wine Voice the second you started talking”-James
when a woman wears red lipstick when planning on drinking red wine so as to hide the fact that she's a lush with wine stained lips
That woman is wearing wine camouflage so you can't tell that she just drank that whole bottle!
Early to mid afternoon glass of wine to help you can catch some sleep while the sun is still up.
Chill Sara, it’s nap wine. I’ll be ready to go out in a few hours.
A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine
“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake”
“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake”
Wine daddy is a connoisseur of all things wine, he was born in Boorowa NSW during a humble wine tasting where he blitzed the competition and dominated the tasting with a perfect score. He was renamed during the evening to Nicky but the name didn't stick and he has adopted wine daddy even though wasn't sure how he felt about it.
Wine daddy poses for photos for the ladies and has roommates concerned about whether their pants will fall off at the sight of his beautiful face
Jo says " I only like it deep Wine Daddy"