Random
Source Code
Random
the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media
bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it
This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*
Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
Where you do a shit so massive, you have to push it round the U bend in the toilet by hand.
My boy did a shit so massive he had to give it the reverse wishing well,
It's another way to say I love you from the book and movie the princess bride. The catchphrases is used by the character Wesley.
My bf: as you wish my princess...
Me: *melts like ice cream*
The intentional act of breaking wind to cause pain or distress.
Jake surreptitiously positioned himself for an Inky's Wish as the aggressive ticket collector approached.
A new birth control method by which a man crosses his eyes, fingers, and toes at the same immediately before ejaculated, rendering the sperm cells dizzy and only able to swim in circles.
Bro, condoms are the worst. Just raw dog it and give her The Super Wish. It's just as effective.