A crazy non binary, glasses wearing freak who enjoys doing experiments on Titans and Eren Jaeger. Hanji is probably the creepiest fuck you'll ever encounter
Hanji Zoe: *drools and touches Eren's arm*
Levi Ackerman: Hands off shit face. He's mine
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HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU IM GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU HAT BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DONT MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU IM PBS LIKE CAILLOU SHE DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST DID IT LIKE CAILLOU I DID GET IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU IM UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU SHE AINT WORTHY LIKE CAILLOU IM DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU IM YOUNG AS HELL LIKE CAILLOU DONT FAIL LIKE CAILLOU FUCK DORA CAILLOU
SWAGGY like zoe the doe
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A literal bitch. She doesnβt know how to spell accelerated and cannot use proper grammar. If you meet a Zoe Conway, you should leave immediately.
βWow did you see how Zoe Conway spelled accelerated?β
βYeah, she spelled it excelersted.β
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A zoe boy is a real Haitian boy. If you are a Zoe boy, you dont take nothing from nobody, you work to earn your respect, you stay on your feet at all times, and you are more than proud to be Haitian. Everywhere you go, you show people your pride. Your first impression should always be that I am Haitian and I love it. You should never let anybody take your pride away from you. You should stand tall and represent your country anytime, anyplace, and anyhow. You should always think that your flag is the number one flag in the world. Let people know that we were the First Black Independent, and that every other black race comes after you!
Dat kid Kirby's a REAL Zoe Boy!
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A being that is crazy for experimenting titans including Eren Jaeger for his titan-shifting powers and often (always) annoys Levi Heichou but trust each other even though she is annoying as heck.
Random Guy: Hey I'm Hanji Zoe for dat (random thing,people,horse,potatoes or titans)
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Someone who swaps or scams people who deserve it
Timmy and Nathan are the og Zoe gods
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an obnoxious, loud, rude, and fake girl who likes to bully others and lie to them. She has a very short temper and is a huge pain in the butt to have. She loves to steal other people's friends and thinks she is so popular when in reality nobody likes her because of how rude, clingy, ugly, and overweight she is. She screams at her closes friends and talks trash about others to her best friends and then abandons them and goes to hang out with the people she talked trash about. Her favorite hobby is to ruin others' lives by cyberbullying them, yelling at them, excluding them, stealing their friends, and being a huge retard towards her closest friends. She is an AWFUL friend to have NO MATTER WHAT and thinks she is so special. Zoe also loves to lie about things ALL THE TIME and is a very clingy person who is WAY TOO sensitive and is ALWAYS trying to make people feel bad for her stupid self. She once got upset because everyone else had umbrellas and she didn't and also ignores her friends for no reason at all. She is fake because she acts like a nice person to those who haven't known her for very long but in reality, she has a cold heart, fat thighs, and AWFUL handwriting.
Zoe bullied me all through 7th grade.
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