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Infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler is back from the dead! Well, not really, he's kind of undead. Zombie Hitler may lead the anticipated zombie apocalypse. It is not yet known. What is know is that he has a Facebook page and is currently trying to gather supporters. Whether his intention is to de-brain us all or not is yet to be determined. Some speculate he has merely returned to de-brain Hermann Fegelein, who has also returned from the dead. Whether Fegelein is also a zombie or simply a time traveller is a topic open for debate.
Zombie Hitler's fb page is waaaay cool man!
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Lately, Donald Trump has been a real Cinnamon Hitler.
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The act of taking your sweaty penis and plopping it on some bodies upper lip while they're sleeping and leaving your dick cheese behind when u remove it
Anthony: i gave that cunt a slippery Hitler she was flabbergasted.
Cunt: Anthony gave me a slippery Hitler it was discusting.
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A little hitler is a self-important tosspot who thinks he's in charge. Someone who makes up arbitrary and/or self-serving rules and has a tantrum if they aren't obeyed. They tend to have a park-keeper/traffic-warden mentality; rules are Law and rules come first. They can't handle people who threaten their authority.
Wayne's running a tournament..
Wayne: You didn't spell the name right, Jim. You're out.
Baz: That's unfair, Wayne. You know what he meant.
Wayne: You're out too!
Baz: Ya stupid little hitler.
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THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART ONE: The Rap Game's third billionaire after Dr Dre and MCX. Legend has it that Neckbeard Hitler once destroyed the next big thing in rap, Yung Nonce in a rap battle and and Yung Nonce had to flee to the inner depths of the Amazon Jungle to escape the shame. However, this cannot be confirmed as Neckbeard Hitler has not left his room since. The only one who has access to his room, nicknamed the 'kingdom of NH and his Waifu =^_^=' is his mother, a long suffering woman whose soulmate (and father to Neckbeard Hitler) was shanked by a now well known rapper. This is why Neckbeard Hitler aspires to save the rap game, to avenge his deadbeat dad who left for a pack of cigarettes when Neckbeard Hitler was 14, just after he dropped out of school to play COD. Back then he rarely left his room, still much better than today, and his mother did not have the heart to tell him his father had left for greener pastures (by greener pastures, I mean a woman who did not smell like the skip bin at the back of a fish market. She maintains it is genetic, but no one has ever seen her purchase even a bar of soap, a trait she seemed to pass down on to her son)
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by?
Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
A Hitler Relationship with someone is normally alongside someone you don’t like or hate, you don’t hate them because they have done something to you. You hate them because they have done something to other people you don’t agree with.
Eg: of a Hitler Relationship
Kira: *ignores*
Anonymous: what’s wrong
Kira: *ignores*
Kira: I hate you
Anonymous: why
Kira: I just do
anonymous: I’ve done nothing to you
A small amount of sperm on a partner's upper lip. The Vanilla Hitler can be the product of
1. Partner A climaxing on Partner B's face facial or
2. Partner B not being able to take in the entire load during fellatio. Blow job
Person 1: I was aiming for her mouth but shot a little high.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Vanilla Hitler.
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