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The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.
His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
Jim Jordan is a quintessential Trumptard
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One of the funniest comics to ever come from the east cost. One of his all time best routines was "Hardcore" on comedy central and his role on the popular movie "Half Baked." Also has been on Oppie and Anthony a few times. Way better than faggot Dane Cook and all the other loser "comidieans" on that fucking gay show "tourgasim."
"Angry man"- whoo i think Jim bruer sucks blah, blah, blah
"Me"- Ok buddy now i'm gonna fucking kill you!
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An up and coming actor, Jim Lyons has it all appering in many hit television shows such as ABC'S LOST. Mr. Lyons is known for his charming good looks ans his will to please. He can normally be found relaxing on his large yaght, river fishing or kickin back in one of his four Italian Sports cars. Heres a name to watch out for!
If Jim Lyons ever signs a check, don't cash it, because his signature is no doubt worth more than that check.
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DEFINED:
To fuck up a persons goal, or lifelong achievement in a way so they fairly achieve their dream, but you are in fact a prick and completely fuck it over and steal it from them. you are a fucker and everyone hates you.
Background:
Jim Joyce missed an obvious out in a Detroit Tigers and Cleveland Indians game on June 2nd, 2010. Armando Galarraga, the pitcher for the Tigers, had 26 consecutive outs and had 1 more out for a perfect game, the ultimate achievement in baseball. The call was obvious; the Cleveland runner was out but Jim Joyce called him safe. The runner was out by more than a stride length, a easy call for a little league softball umpire. Joyce is 55 years old and already showing signs of Alzheimers, while every baseball follower wants to slaughter him, so accordingly his future isn't looking too bright.
Oh shit man, you totally Jim Joyce'd that call right there!
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A fucking hilarious comedian from Australia. He's like the Rosa Parks but for the word Cunt, and like rosa parks he wants to get shot by rednecks. He's got a fucking banging hot girlfriend Kate Luyben, a young son, four comedy specials (2 w/ netflix), and a show called legit, as well as a death wish by being an Aussie very much involved in American Politics.
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Jim Jefferies: Well in America people get my accent confused with the brits, but sometimes with SouthAfrican. I got to say the Australian accent and the South African accent aren't that different if I'm honest. The difference is... Close your eyes and picture me: punching a black person.
Audience:*laughs/gasps
Jim: What I'm trying to say South Africans are horrible people.
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A man with very small penis and an insanly stretched asshole usually specialises in the teaching of Pubology and giving Russian men head. he has less hairs on his legs than in his asshole and lives in a caravan with his jipsy dildo assed family. And believes that marrying and having sex with farm animals is considered ok
"oh did you see that jim murphy the other day?"
"yeah, him and his jipsy dildo assed family,"
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The greatest football coach of all time. Noted for his conservative approach (Tresselball) and for his ownership of the State of Michigan.
Michigan fan: "Man it is a good day to be a Wolverine"
OSU fan: "Jim Tressel"
Michigan fan: *sobs*
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