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Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.
Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!
Nancy: I know, sug!
Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
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A left handed cigarette is marijuana.
It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.
"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."
I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.
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When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.
Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.
Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"
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When you put out your, still very hot, but used cigarette in your partner's anal cavity.
Jeff: You know you should really try smoking while you have sex?
Joe: Why?
Jeff: After you finish you can giver her a Cigarette butt.
Joe: What the fuck is a Cigarette butt...
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Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.
Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.
The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.
Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.
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The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.
They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.
Maci: Do you listen to cigarettes after sex?
?: no
Maci: die.
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A Chicago Cigarette is the act of having someone fellate you by putting your penis in their tracheotomy stoma.
The advantage of dating smokers is, after they get throat cancer, they can give you a Chicago Cigarette. Shit's tight, yo.
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