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Aka: low life, sorry excuse for a parent, sperm donor, A self absorbed, insufficient, irresponsible, sorriest excuse for a father. Being completely incapable of thinking of anyone other than their self . Being unable to carry out a simple task to help take care of their child or to be a father figure in your child's life. Making empty promises or not making any promises at all…(which is worse). Not understanding the basic needs of your own children, like feeding, bathing or helping financially to cover the cost of raising a child. A douche bag father does the very bare minimum of parenting. A douche bag father typically finds another poor innocent female soul to lie to and manipulate to try to help while children visit.
The douche bag father did not make sure the kids got their homework done while they(kids) were at his house.
The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.
The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.
The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.
A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
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The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.
Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."
1.The worlds biggest gayest douchebag.
2. Super loser; Pip Squeak Homo.
3. The Epitomy of Douche Baggery.
Yo..Check out that Elvis wanna be on the pool table sportin the tassels and the sun glasses. Man, that freak-o-matic is one
big Atomic Douche Bag!
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An idiot with no emotion towards anyone as if they were a robot, thus making a BINOIC DOUCHEBAG.
PARKER IS A FUCKING BIONIC DOUCHE BAG?
Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"
Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.
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(n.) the quality of being attractive or interesting to pretentious people
Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.
Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.
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