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When while in the produce section, you rub a kiwi at the same time you rub one of your balls .
I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for enjoying a London gentleman .
A more elegant way of saying autism
My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease
A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.
"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."
When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.
"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"
Once a year between January first and april 22nd any man can claim one act of filatio from a previous sex partner without penalty from a current sex partner. This only applies to oral sex and the female equivalent is a ladies rebate.
Having dated for 3 weeks i went to Lacey's place for a gentleman's rebate. Her husband was hesitant but since it was my legal right and I am a true gentleman we went full circle with an Eiffel tower.
Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.
"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."
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"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."
When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber
Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?
Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.
Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"