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When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together
Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.
A mason jar used to store a woman’s surgically removed penis
Dionna keeps her penis jar next to her fireplace. It’s HUGE!
An album of unsolicited dick pics
Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.
“Look at that girl bending over, her skirt so short I can see her tar jar,” said Jake.
a jar used to capture and contain souls
dood i have like 400 souls in my soul jar
go to kylerothman.com to find out
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Black people fill jar up with jizz and sell to unexpecting white folk labeled "mayonaise
Miracle Whip is actually Jizz Jar
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To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.
Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."
David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"
Charlie: "All that hard work!"
David: I know dude, I know
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