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Jordan

A guy with a small ass dick

That guy has a Jordan

by My meat February 10, 2019


jordan

an amazing friend who can easily go off on you. she is very pretty and all the guys go after her. her and daniel like each other a lot but just won't admit it . her favorite thing to say is dammmmmm and shes very athletic she loves volleyball and she has an amazing bestfriend named la'nyah

look at jordan go

by loverboyyyy May 6, 2019


Jordan

Jordan is a name derived from the Jordan River. Similar to the River, Jordan means "downward flowing." The name is common in all genders, but Jordans are pretty epic in general. Jordans are almost always talented in the athletic department. Basketball, baseball, hockey... Jordans dominate every sports. Furthermore, individuals with this name typically posses humorous qualities and somewhat refined attributes. Most Jordans are also very intelligent. If you know a Jordan, you are a very lucky person. If you are a Jordan, you're even luckier.

Woah, sis, (person number 1) is really cool beans! He/she must be a JORDAN.

I wish I could sit at JORDAN'S lunch table, I would be the most popular kid!
Jordan deserves a good high five for all of his/her contributions to improving our society.

by HaveANiceDay472 February 28, 2019


Jordan

The most incredible, loving boy you've ever met. Although it may take a while for you to fall in love with him, there is no way you'll be able to resist him once you get to know the real him. He has the most incredible eyes and you can't help but feel safe when he holds you. Jordan may take a long time to open up to you but when he does you really do know that he trusts you. He will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on or if you just want to go out and have fun (he's always up for a party). He's never in a rush and is more than happy to go at your pace, he always puts his girl first. He makes the most incredible boyfriend in the world, and although he may annoy you at times, before you know it you will have been with him for a year and you will never ever want to let him go!

If you can get yourself a Jordan, do not hesitate to take the oppurtunity. Keep him and make sure you never let him go, no matter the bad times you may go through ( but please don't take my Jordan, I'm far too in love with him already )

I love you Jordan, more than I think you know.

by Just your girlfriend June 18, 2018


Jordaning

It is the process of leading someone on and making them think they have a chance with you when in reality they just like getting attention

Oh she jordaning me bro...

by Lelellelelele October 6, 2020


The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!

Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**

by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021


Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018