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When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole
Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.
The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.
If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.
What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.
When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.
The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.
Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning
An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.
*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!
A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.
“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”
people who shouldn't be fucked with, people feared by the outsiders
Don't even think about fucking with log gang, they are supreme.