Thanks a lot, Liz

A standard response to an awkward/inadvertently offensive/incredibly personal question.

“Listen I have a weird question and it’s not like it’s an issue but, I can’t find your balls dude. Do you have balls?”
“Now I have to worry about the size of my balls? Thanks a lot, Liz.”

fresh off the lot

When something is brand new. Similar to a new car straight out of the dealership

You shoes are so clean
Yeah their “fresh off the lot”

A whole lot of nothing

A phrase to describe two things:

#1: Describing a quantity of objects that are not useful to your particular needs or situation

#2: An eccentric way to say that there is nothing

"Did you check that room?" - Detective 1
"yep" - detective 2
"well did you find anything?"
"Nope, just a whole lot of nothing!"

Sir Chaunce-a-lot

A title given to individuals to exemplify their chaunciness and is bestowed upon them before becoming a Chauncellor or a true Chauncemaster General.

"Hi, is Scott there".

"Oh, you mean: 'Sir Chaunce-a-lot'. No he's not. He's too busy trying to become a Chauncellor.

Parking Lot Vixen

A sexy Mistress whom arises from Sewer drains and seduces men and coaxes them with their beauty charm and promised sexual advances in various parking lots where men are vulnerable and alone.

Oscar never came back form lunch said Danielle, It was that damn parking lot vixen said Shane.

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Sir Mix A Lot

A Sellout who sold his soul to "Jamsters"

"Pick up your phone"

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Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

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