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The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.
“Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”
“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”
1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.
2. A really stupid act.
Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.
David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.
Kid: Oh Snap!
David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.
When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.
The act of filing a mason jar of semen
I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge
When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."
I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."
"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
The act of Fucking over another employee or co-worker. Leaving one stranded for hours upon hours.
" Hey I'll be right back (7:00 Am)........... (3:00 Pm) Oh sorry the Lt. asked me to do something.
" Hey I'm going to grab a coffee anyone want one?........... (4 hours later) "oh sorry I forgot your coffee I'll go grab it now"
" Man yesterday I got Mitched hard"
"I can't stand the Mitching that goes on here"
irish slang for skipping class/dossing
wheres ben
he's mitching with sean and luke
An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen
Joe: Lowkey same