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panda ass

verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.

Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!

by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hands of Panda

the dirty, sticky mess that develops on your hands during a meal at Panda Express by a.) lack of silverware or a napkin, b.) pure carelessness

"You need to consider using a napkin or something man because you got major hands of panda right now"

by BNB85 January 30, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fancy panda

An extremely fluffy bush. Resembles a "fancy hampster", but a dark color and tendancy to catch or trap lint or other foreign objects. A dead ringer for a wild panda munching on bamboo.

I hooked up last night with a badass girl! Really? Did she have a landing strip, Dorito, or a fancy panda?

by Sweet Al Jones February 11, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


milky panda

When a guy cums into their partners "hoo hah" and they dip Oreo cookies into the puddle of semen. Bon Appetit!

Paco: Hey man, did you try the classic milky panda with Jane last night?

Steve: Yeah dude. I was starving.

by gonnorhea goober January 20, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Panda-kun

Panda-kun is another word for an amazing person. If somebody is cute, loveable, the object of your affection, ect, Panda-kun is perfect. Panda being a cute, loveable animal, and kun being a suffix put on the end of names when someone is the object of your affection.

"Oh, Panda-kun! How are you, sweetheart?"
"Hero-chan! n_n"

by Jamielolzzloomggg September 5, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wet Panda

An asian sex position that involves shrimp fried rice, duck sauce, and a mink coat. Normally preformed on a water bed.

Hoi Shing and Tiao preformed the "Wet Panda" in the confines of their own bedroom. Those dirty bastards!

by HingTong CHing Chong bong bong October 3, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Panda pussy

A woman with a rarely chubby or overweight vagina. Often mistaken for a phoofah. Penatrating the panda pussy is known as an act of bambooing.

Hey bro you get with that girl?
Yea man she has that panda pussy!
DAMN Bro! Was it nice?
I had that girl bamboozeled!

by Pandafever August 7, 2016

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž