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Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.
"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'
"'Yes, dear.'
"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."
-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)
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A Liar-in-Chief’s immoral equivalent of “A picture is worth a thousand words.” When a caustic, narcissistic, racist, supremacist, or xenophobic tweet has the same negative or nauseating effect as a fake or frightening GIF.
In TrumpWorld, or among an obscene number of morally corrupt Trumpublican lawmakers, a picture is worth 280 characters.
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March, the month where you make your profile picture on social media a Digimon in remberance of Digimon Adventures released in March 1999.
Don’t forget March is Digimon Profile Picture Month, mine is Omnimon, what’s yours?
April 30th is "National Feet Picture Day" where you send a picture of your feet to someone you know.
Jeff: "Hey dude, y'know what day it is?"
Tom: "Yeah dude! It's National Feet Picture Day! Stacy sent me a picture of hers.
find out more at rochesterrocky.com
I went to rochesterrocky.com and found a catle full of transexual transvestites.
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What the people do in the music video for Outkast's "Hey Ya."
"I'm going to be in the video for "Hey Ya" by Outkast... what should I do?"
"Shake it like a polaroid picture!"
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Another name for a mentally retarded person.
The Family picture wrecker is so ugly even the dog won't hump his leg.
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