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A musical instrument a lady will play when she wants to make an exceptionally large purchase with her man's credit card.
One day, she wanted a new Louis Vuitton handbag. That night, she played the suck flute for her man. She played it so well, she could have been a member of the New York symphony. The next day, she purchased the handbag with her man's credit card.
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basically the same thing as a blowjob, but the name makes more sense
man, bitch just dropped to her knees, and gave me the best suckjob
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1. An indisputable statment of fact, hugely popularized after the New York Yankees failed to hold a three games to none lead, and got their asses BEAT by Ortiz, Damon, Schilling, and the rest of them.
Yankees Suck!
Well, uh.... 1918! Oh, wait, shit.
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This phrase is an odd variation from the regularly used phrase "that sucks". There are two main definitions of this:
1) in literal terms, putting your mouth to an anus and quickly inhaling, causing a stream of air to be pulled into your mouth from the anus.
2) in slang terms, to be bad. This is how the phrase is most commonly used, and tends to be more intense than the usual "that sucks." "That sucks ass" is like adding a "really" to it.
"She sucks ass!"
"Wait, seriously?"
"Not like that, man"
"Oh..."
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An old man who sucks, has sucked and always will suck.
Schoo Sucks! He really, really sucks!
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To suck, get sucked, and or have ‘suckage’ in an industrious manner, zest and pep
Jenna gave him the industrial suck with pride and order.
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