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When you're driving home one day and accidentally hit an animal (typically a fox), or come upon some roadkill. You then proceed to delicately place the deceased animal in a bag. You reach home and as you make sweet love to your woman, just before she is about to cum, you quickly whip out the bag with the dead fox in it and throw it over her head.
Mr. Nerbers was driving home one day when he hit a moose. He became extremely horny at the prospects of Fox Bagging his wife with said moose. He drove home, dead moose in tow, with a full boner.
Note: Mr. Nerbers is a Fox Bagging aficionado. He has experimented with various animals including but not limited to Frogs, Orcas, a White-faced Saki Monkey, and a Star-nosed Mole. Mr. Nerbers' only unsuccessful attempt at Fox Bagging was with a Level 4 Kaiju in 2009.
The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.
My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.
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When a person who is usually a female takes up one seat just for her bag.
It usually happen on a subway.
Woman bagging need to stop it just stupid.
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The act of dipping one's balls into two hollowed-out scotch eggs for sexual pleasure.
I was scotch bagging last night, when my Mum walked in on me. It was like American Pie, but with scotch eggs.
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Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber
She has horrendous freezer bags that one
The act of lifting one's ball sack and flashing your butthole at another person.
My girlfriend was bitching about me clipping my toenails naked in bed, so I bag winked her and told her to go get me a sandwich.
To have sex with someone using a cut-out Target bag as a condom
Kory, you should totally Target Bag Amy tonight!