legacy code

Code written by other people.

Refactor that component? Nah, that's legacy code, let's rewrite it.

Code 45

When a Nice GuyTM tries to get with a girl on Discord even though she has a partner already WHO IS ALSO in that same server with her.

Zach- "Why won't this girl fuck me?"
Ginger- "Oh, it's because you've got a Code 45!"

Code F

When a person fails to do their annotations. If activated solders enter a building and hit you with knowledge mallets and a helicopter launches a nuke to your precise location

Where are your annotations

I forgot them
CODE F!

Code White

When someone using the restroom (specifically number twoing) runs out of toilet paper, and only notices after the poop.

Chad: *Just Pooed* O shit bro
Chad: BRIAN

Brian WHAT
Chad: CODE WHITE
Brian: Shit

gang coding

illegal collaboration on computer science assignments that should be legal

me: can you help me with my code?
peter: NO GANG CODING

Donkey code

Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.

Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code

dReSs cOdE

A STUPID code and rule usually found at schools or jobs, that makes no sense at all. This dress code is hated by mostly everyone but, the goody two-shoes that just want clout from their teachers.

Betty- I hate the stupid dress code soo much.
Isabella- They made me switch my shorts because they "showed too much skin."
Betty- But they made me take off my hoodie, because it's "not allowed inside!"
Isabella- This dress code makes no FRICKING SENSE!!!