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when you are bucking your bird then jump on her with your fat belly and kill her.
dude i Adrian smashed this girl last night
Any Adrian with the last name that starts with a T is an idiot they have a strange addiction to grammarly and fixing there pet they may also brag about being rich when in reality they use tinfoil for a router
Adrian c: Look that guys such an Adrian T
Amaya: Yea....
Dont likes Lehroooors taht dont wear masks
Adrian Gatti: En Lehroooooo!
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have u seen adrian puceys wife on tiktok??? @mrspucey
yeah they’re hot
Similar to a wet Willie, except the one performing the sloppy Adrian picks their nose, farts on the bogey/booger (depending on country), and inserts the fart mucus finger into a victims ear.
Quit picking your nose, it's gross... Why did you just fart on yo- What The Fuck!?
ha HA! Sloppy Adrianed you good!
A Mexican who plays football. A sexy motherfucker who gets all the girls. An Adrian can be your friend. A kind motherfucker with a bigass cock. An Adrian can take a punch to the liver. He usually likes black/mexican/Asian girls. He will rock you're world. Goes to the gym every day to impress the girls. Cares about his family most. His big cock can leave a girl full of cum. Don't mess with an Adrian when he's angry you don't like it when he's angry. An Adrian is a smartass who gets A and B on his report card. Gets dms from girls mostly evergday. Has a big pair of hairy ballsacks. Pretty tall. Shy in school. Takes shits in his house everyday. A big ass Mexican you don't wanna mess with. Farts in his room but not around the girls. Adrian is a fucking Mexican football player who has a big pair of ballsacks and gets the girls.
Girl 1: Have you seen that Mexican football player?
Girl 2: Yea Adrian Gonzalez with that big dick that fucked me.
Girl 3: Yea Adrian Gonzalez is my friend.
Born March 21, 1985 in Palestine, Texas Adrian is a professional American football running back for the Minnesota Vikings of the National Football League (NFL). He played in college for the University of Oklahoma. During his freshman season, Peterson broke many NCAA freshman rushing records and was a finalist for the Heisman Trophy, finishing second to USC quarterback Matt Leinart, the highest finish ever for a freshman. Peterson comes from a very athletic family. His mother was a collegiate track athlete, while his father signed a national letter of intent to play basketball at the University of Oklahoma. Personal troubles derailed his father's enrollment at Oklahoma, however, and he ended up playing for the University of Southern Idaho, and later serving time in prison. He was released from prison during the 2006 season, but was precluded from attending any Oklahoma's football games until his release from a half-way house in Oklahoma City. Peterson's father was able to watch his son from the stands for the first time on October 14, 2006. Oklahoma beat Iowa State University in that game, but Adrian broke his collar bone diving into the end zone to end a 53-yard touchdown run. During a press conference on October 18, Peterson said he was told by doctors to expect to be out for four to six weeks. He was unable to return for the rest of the Sooners regular season, but he was cleared to play in the Big 12 Championship Game. However, he and the coaching staff felt it would be safer to hold him out for one more game. He returned for the Sooners' last game against Boise State in the Fiesta Bowl where he rushed for 77 yards. He refused to discuss his plans beyond the end of this season with the press. At the time of the injury, Peterson had only 151 yards to gain to pass Billy Sims as the University of Oklahoma's all-time leading rusher. Peterson finished 74 yards short of that mark after the Fiesta Bowl. Peterson is 6'2" about 225 pounds, with his 40 yard dash time reported at 4.38 by Sports Illustrated.
On January 15, 2007, Peterson declared that he would forgo his senior year of college and enter the 2007 NFL Draft where it was predicted by many that he would be a top 5 draft choice. On April 28, 2007, Peterson was selected by the Minnesota Vikings with the 7th overall pick. He will wear jersey number 28. Since being drafted by the Vikings, it had been speculated that Peterson would have to undergo surgery to heal the collar bone injury suffered during college, but it was revealed on May 16, 2007 that he will not have to have surgery.
Adrian Peterson was the greatest OU running back. His nickname was ALL-DAY
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