The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 βKairavβ. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in itπππ
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
Actually Kes, as in the 1970 British film 'Kes', you twunt.
"Piss off ahh Kes! Go an' play int' traffic"
When your friend thinks he's cool so you try to insult him and want him to shut up but since shut up is too common u say shut yo darusty ahh upp
Crystal: Hey Kevin you're ugly, and no one likes you
Me: Yo Crystal you should shut yo darusty ahh up
When Someone says something so cringe it makes you want to leave but you cant.
"I'm gonna Rape your family"
"Ahh Bye."
A pharse you say when you get an injury while you play football
Matty went down when Jack kicked him and screamed ahh my achilles tendon
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Basically Kenny (2nd version of Tony Stark) who is rich with a net worth of 12.4 billion 2x doubled.
Hey Timmy have you seen Kenny? No you dumbass his name is RICH AHH KID
the act of stroking meat on video and sending it to a girl with black hair the sender of the video must be a chopped ahh boy and plays hockey
chayse james mello: yo i am mac and cheese ahh boy