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is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning
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When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.
"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."
the calmest thing ever (except if u r living in japan then it ugly)
The japan eas alarm is very calming.
The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.
"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"
And
"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"
Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning
Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning
Slang. Noun. It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.
Hayyy! Is the coast clear? No tornado? Idk I haven’t heard the all queer alarm. The what?! Wym? It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.
When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"
"Oof, must suck."