where you stick her head in a bucket of ice and fucker like a bunny.
imama fucc you like an Alaskan dolphin
When someone takes a shit on someone else chest then allows the shit to chill and solidify. The person who took said shit then raw dogs said shit on persons chest.
“Lance a lot do you want to come over later and give me an Alaskan tundra?
When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.
Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.
Is where you fart into a christmas wrapping paper tube and blow it into your partners face.
(Dan jones)
Hey man what did you do last night
Guy: blew my ole lady a kiss with the Alaskan assline.
while engaging in vaginal intercourse before ejaculation the male pulls out a lighter and sets the womans pubis a flame and puts it out with his cum!!!!!!!!
lastnight was so fun cause kodys mom lets me do the alaskan fireman on her!
gross i cant believe you let kody do the alaskan fireman on you, you sick whore
When you finish the alaskan mudslide and eat the shit off the midgets chest
Cant think of an example :) alaskan wattlegobbler
An Alaskan coiler is a poop so large that it coils around the toilet bowl and protrudes the water.
"Bro, clear the F out. I'm about to pinch off an Alaskan coiler"