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The act of sticking both your nuts in each of the top finger holes of a bowling ball, whilst your dick penetrates the thumb hole; and then nutting on the ball so that the nut acts as an extra lubricant for pinpoint precision.
“Sir, please don’t stick your cock in our bowling ball there are children here.”
“Hey man, i’m just giving it the ol’ Alley Special!”
“Oh shit my bad dawg, yeah go for it.”
To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"
Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').
You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!
Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
A girl so amazing its hard to believe that she is actually real. She is so amazing and beautiful. She loves cuddles and is so sweet. If you’re dating an Alley, consider yourself taken for life because she is so loyal she will never leave your side. Her love is without quantity or condition. She will love you forever.
Omg that girl is so amazing. She must be an Alley!