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Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin
Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”
Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.
After you build your own bed, she jerks you off like she's churning butter, right before you shoot a load in her fart box. Amen.
Miss Julie says if I build her a barn, I'll get an Amish Donut for all my hard work later.
Was about to tongue punch her fart box, when I realized somebody had already given her an Amish Donut. Couldn't quite figure out how this new bed got here, until I witnessed the donut.
The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.
Hey guys!! What do you all think of my new Amish Belt Buckle!?
When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.
I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!
Siri's interpretation of cock smooch
Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately
When you use the bathroom without your phone, usually by accident.
I didn’t realize I left my phone at my desk until I was in the stall so I had to take an Amish shit.
An alternative term for the paranoid, conspiracy loving, Christian Ultraconservatives. Also, serves as a dogwhistle for those seeking purity and other Neo-Nazi adjacent propaganda.
This guy, Chuck, I know is Neo-Amish. He homeschools his 6 kids and doesn’t allow them contact outside their “community”. He has a cellphone, but not his wife or kids. They don’t own a television and live in the middle of nowhere with 4 other (unrelated) families. The whole set up feels like a safe place for; pedophiles, child brides, and sexual abuse.