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Austin

The weirdo of the school that talks to himself. Usually has a girlfriend but she was cat fished and is ugly because he has horrible taste. Rumor has it he is going to be the next school shooter. Has been caught eating eggs in dark corners multiple times. During class he laughs out of no where and likes to ease drop.

Dude: I hate you

Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend

by Its_Elmo_The_Killer_2.0 January 13, 2019

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Austin

Pussy; weak

They shoulda fought last night. They were being a couple of Austins.

by Prinxcess August 16, 2017

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Austin

Austin is the capital of the U.S. state of Texas and the seat of Travis County. Austin is the 11th-most populated city in the U.S and the 4th-most populated city in Texas. It is the fastest growing of the 50 largest US cities and the second largest capital city after Phoenix, Arizona. As of June 1, 2016, Austin had a population of 931,830. Located in Central Texas in the foothills of Texas Hill Country, the city is home to numerous lakes, rivers, turtles, and waterways including Lady Bird Lake, Barton Springs, McKinney Falls, the Colorado River, Lake Travis, and Lake Walter E. Long. It is cultural and economic center of the Austin–Round Rock metropolitan area, which had an estimated population of 2,010,860.

Austin is a great city to play Pokemon Go!

by Dewgonnnnng July 30, 2016

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Austin

The type of guy that you'll struggle with erasing from your mind no matter how hard you try because everything will bring you back to the thought of him

Looks/ acts serious and emotionless when giving off this tough guy act but hides his sweet and sensitive side within himself until he actually needs to show it

The one in the group who listens to the others at the table but still chooses to stay silent even though he has a lot to say

Is a loyal and reliable friend once you two start hanging out more and more but you'll always have to be cautious and considerate when it comes to the words and actions you exchange with him in order to avoid misunderstandings and arguments because he can easily cut the connection cord whenever he wants without hesitating,once he leaves he's not at all concerned about what he left behind

Gives a variety of people a chance and fill their life with a purpose

He makes every moment lead to another one and make you feel like you just can't escape life

Makes all of the bad things not seem so wrong when he does them

*Try your best not to lose him because once you do you'll feel like you broke a habit of yours and not know how to live without him*

*Group talks*
*Austin lightly opens the door to the gymnasium and slowly walks over to the bleachers*

Girl 1:"Here comes Austin"
Girl:"Well I stuttered with him too much last time so now you can talk to him for the both of us

Girl 2:*Gets off the bleachers*
*Austin softly smiles at girl 2 then walks over to her before she gets away*
Austin:*Motions for girl 2 to come back and sit beside him
Girl 2:*Sits back down*
Austin:"Where were you going?"
Austin:"I wanted to give this to you"
Austin:*Takes out a bag of chips*
Girl 2:"Oh"

by LastChoice December 9, 2017

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Austin

A man whore

You are a dirty little austin

by Fuck boi69696969 July 8, 2018

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Austin

A lil dick white boy who always cry's and is a lil bitch

There goes that lil bitch named austin.

by youngbull89 April 30, 2019

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Austin

A little bitch who can't keep his mouth shut. He's got a small dick, but somehow fucks all the hoes. He always cuts people off when they talk and is incredibly rude. DO NOT TRUST HIM HE SUCKS. He says he's not in his hoe phase but I think he definitely still is.

"Gross, don't name your child Austin"

by 1 of austin's hoes September 1, 2017

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