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A very popular cocktail made by mixing vodka with a Shirley Temple (lemon-lime soda and grenadine). Referred to short-hand as a "loa"
Tomorrow's always a day away; happiness is always a loa away.
Bartender: What'll it be?
Patron: A little orphan annie, double shot.
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Are you ok Annie? Annie are you ok? Gotta tell us if your ok.
Armin: Annie hasn’t been seen for a long time. Is she in that crystal?
Burnt toast and Reiner: Annie are you ok?
When you dip your ballsack in a girls mouth, or preform a teabag, and subsequently blow a load in her bellybutton, bulls-eye!
Annie Oakley: What are you doing?
Pistol Pete: Tea bagging
Annie Oakley: What?
Pistol Pete: Bulls-eye!!
Annie Oakley: Parkie please.
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Moo-stang boi who says boop and always thinks he’s right.
You ever met James Ryan Annis? Yeah, he booped my nose.
Former mayor of New York who is running for President with a run in his pantyhose. He has played dress-up on several occasions and he once let Donald Trump get to second base, so he's a slattern.
"This guy knows his bra size! There's something going on there" - Bill Maher
"Rudy Julie Annie and Hillary both went to the debate...wearing the same dress"
Cause-worshiping nut cases in colleges who become activists. They protest whatever they can because they need a cause. Feeling superior to everyone else because they're "fighting for something" is why they wake up in the morning.
SJWs are a prime example of this. They feel they are fighting racism to the point that they turn into racists themselves.
They fight for leftist conspiracy theories such as autism-causes-vaccines nonsense, or against GMO, against nuclear energy, against "social injustice", against "racism", against Wall-Street, or against animal testing...
Or they fight for right-wing conspiracy theories such as neo-nazism, fighting against the "establishment", against the illuminati or against FEMA, against even legal immigrants, or against the government because of that one tax bill that pissed them off.
e.g. "oh look more obsessed mentally-disturbed Activist Annies that's protesting some nonsense that no one gives a damn about."
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You find a latino prostitute, so you will not have any issues with her calling you Daddy Warbucks. Make sure to have a red curly wig well hidden and a roll of dollar bills. You begin doing her doggystyle and put the wig on her head. You then finish in her mouth while she sings the song "Tomorrow" from the movie. You conclude by making it rain dollar bills on her.
Let's pick up that girl on the corner. Daddy Warbucks needs to give her the Little Orphan Annie.