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The hand that you use for masturbating.
Chris: I use my left hand as my nut hand, even though I'm a righty.
Brett: Weirdo. I'm righty and my right hand is my nut hand.
Bri: I can use either hand as a nut hand.
Sarah: I don't have a nut hand.
Ashley: STFU.
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Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.
(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)
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The act of sliding your penis in a girl's vagina until your testicles touch her pubic region. Completely covering your penis. Much like pulling a sock over one's foot.
Yeah that girl I took home last night let me sock it to the nuts.
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The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.
"Whenever I think about someone smaller than me falling over, I am able to achieve the Quantum Nut"
A load of semen capable of choking, asphyxiating, and ultimately killing, when shot into someone's mouth. First confirmed case involved one Two Short and a Ms. Betty, R.I.P.
Why did you tell her to her stop?" "Because I hadn't gotten laid in forever. I was afraid I might shoot a fatal nut, ya know what I'm sayin'?" "Word.
The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm.
Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...!
A rather large and well worn muffin button (clitorous).
This term originated from a few of Jacksonville, Florida's smartest scientists. They felt conflicted because the words "clit" and "clitorous" were unfortunately not as funny as they should be. With determination and extensive research, these chemists delicately crafted this fine tuned word to yeild the most laughter when used in the correct context.
Mmmmm baby, lemme lick on that beav nut