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A bootylicious Asian woman, usually having an athletic , well-proportional physique, very horny and from China, Japan or Korea, with a carefree persona, usually wearing thot shorts or washed out light-blue hoe shorts or super-tight hot shorts with sneakers (with or without socks) or high-heels or flip-flops, every day in situations that may seem inappropriate or appropriate despite whomever is present or whoever she is with.
1) When five Asian girls walk into the club on a Friday night and two of them have a fat-ass and look athletic, wearing thot shorts.
2)You're having dinner with your girlfriend at a restaurant and this BoOtyliciOus Asian girl inadvertently bumps her ass against the back of your head as she's squeezing between you and another occupied chair. As you turn around to see what hit you, you blurt out: "DAMN, your Asian, and BoOtyliciOus; DAMN!!! -- At this point, she might give you her number and say something, like: "I'm new to America, here my number, I need help with English. Need friends. Okay, you call." -- At this point, no matter where you are in your relationship with your current girlfriend, you take her number, throw money on the table and run after that BoOtyliciOus Asian Goddess.
3) Steven: Yo Al!!
Alvin: What dude?!
Steven: Checkout that oriental on your left.
Alvin: I got to slow down. -- DAMN!!!! She's BoOtyliciOus! Haven't seen a BoOtyliciOus Asian in this part of town. And she's fit too. I'm going to turn around and bag another.
Steven: Dude, she's wearing hoe shorts; she's probably a thot.
Alvin: No, she's wearing hot shorts.
Steven: Wtf! How you know this shit?
Alvin: My girlfriend is BoOtyliciOus, she's Asian and I brought her hot shorts yesterday, on the same day I met her.
any extra points or credit given to a student just because they happen to be asian
Asian kid: Uggh I only got a 99 on my test.
Non-asain kid: What!? I got the exact same answers as you and I got an 87!
Asian kid: Yeah the teacher gave me some asian points.
When your skinny Asian/oriental friend drinks the smallest amount of an alcoholic drink and happens to be stumbling all over the bar within minutes.
Example:
Asian/oriental guy: Hey Steve let me try that!
*takes a sip - 5 minutes later*
Asian/oriental guy: hey Steve I love you man!
Steve: Damn, thought it would be a while before the Asian Tipsy kicked in!
The best type of girl there is. Considered more attractive than the average Caucasian girl. Your average Asian girl has strait, black, silky hair; beautiful, almond shaped eyes; a warm skin tone; and a perfect, lean figure. A lot of Asian girls lack cartilage (rubbery tissue simaler to bone) in their noses, which causes it to look flat, or, "squished" (I think it looks cute ;). They're stereotyped to have no breasts, but you can rest assured that this is false. Just like any other race, there are, sadly, girls who just never developed a chest. Anyway, most Asian girls are very patient, and hard to piss off. If you get the chance to date one, for God sakes don't push your luck. If you make one cry, you'll never forgive yourself. I PROMISE YOU THAT. Well anyway, I personally love Asian girls and think they should be treated with respect. Their the best women you could ever ask for.
An Asian is someone who is of Asian decent. When someone refers to an Asian person, they usually mean someone with ancestry from eastern Asia: China, Japan, Korea, etc.
Asian girls just rock!
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utterly obsessive in one's life and you'll always be the kid no matter how old you are. 40? Still a kid.
Farked asian parent: Your study no good enough!
You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!
F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.
You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?
F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.
You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!
F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!
You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!
POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!
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Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).
Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!
Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.
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