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In the midst of a place or group that prohibits you from doing what you'd like to do.
Can't light a cigarette in a crowd of non-smokers, can't lie down and read at the library.
"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."
Assassin's Nigga is a term for the original game 'Assassin's Creed' but for chocolate people. The Assassins bought those choco people to do their work, however, if someone betrays the brotherhood then dies.
Person: 'Hey, I heard a game called Assassin's Nigga', its pretty cool man you should play it.
Choco Man: 'Oh HELL YEA, ITS MY GAME! Ohhh wait...'
A hacker that basically deletes you from the internet.
My friend's account got deleted by a cyber assassin
No. No... You can go fuck yourself with that shit. Fuck this guy. Don't vote for that son of a bitch. As a matter of fact....
Hym "Vote AGAINST that motherfucker. I don't even care who it is. Whoever is responsible for the Assassination Classroom Ban needs to go. Get this guy right the fuck out of here. DeSantis? Somebody else? I do not care. Fuck outta here. That's one of the greatest shows of all time! Has been rated "the saddest ending" of any show on multiple sites. It's good. They said 'it teaches kids to murder their teachers' which is ridiculous. It's almost the exact opposite of what it teaches."
The most badass mother fucking hunting scent elimination products in the world.
I shot this deer at 5 yards away using Scent Assassin, can you believe that son of a bitch was dead down wind, fucker never winded me!!
When someone slits their wrist, and then the male injects his penis into the wound just like a reverse of Ezio’s hidden blade.
“Did you see my girlfriends arm? We tried The Reverse Assassins Creed last night”
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When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...
Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !