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Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.

Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024


37 assassinations

In Mexico? And then they elect not a Mexican but a Jew? And what is the point of the Jewish religion again? What does the messiah do in the Jewish religion? Take over politics and institute a Jewish monarchy? Is that it? I'm pretty sure that's it.

Hym "Right but the only reason she won was because of the 37 assassinations, right? So I don't really give a fuck about the policies. That sounds like a coup. I thought shit-libs didn't like coups?"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024


ass-assassinated

to be rapped to death by a donkey

did you hear daen was ass-assassinated

by ball fondler December 5, 2023


Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011


Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.

Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.

by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013


Assassination Classroom

Starting to think I had a hand in that...

Hym "Yeah you're piss but... You banned Assassination Classroom... You don't ever do that... Don't ever ban my stuff. No... No more presidency for you. Maybe even no more senator for you... You... You go away."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023


Anglo-assassin

A person (or persons) who upholds systemic oppressions and is of Anglo descent.

If Michael Scott from the diversity-day episode of The Office was a real person, he would be an example of an Anglo-assassin.

by gabby_yabby April 6, 2021