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Things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them
My Auto-selective memory just reminded me of something I wasn't thinking of and I didn't choose to remember it when it happened..
A way of telling someone that you will rob them, violently and painfully.
Hey, old lady! I'm gonna Grand Theft Auto you if you keep moving!
The game you play when mom is at the supermarket.
kid: hey dude wanna play Grand Theft Auto? My mom isnt home!
friend: what about your dad?
kid: eh, he doesnt really give to shits about what i play.
1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.
2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.
1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.
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when you either dont give a shit about what someone is trying to talk to you about, or you are busy doing something else to pay any attention to them
an example of conversational auto pilot is when you respond to someone with short answers that in no way carry the conversation.
haha, nice, wow, thats gay, what the heck,
Masturbating while using a Japanese toilet water spray to full blast pointing into your sphincter.
Kevin told Darren about his Tokyo trip including the highlight of trying out an Auto Aquatic Trombone at the airport toilets.
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The black man's national sport.
Little Johnny saw two black man compete in some grand theft auto.
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