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A premium sex move performed by a hooker, most commonly favored by the wealthy. If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
Guy: What's a Backwards Jelly Donut?
Hooker:Sweetie, if you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.
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when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.
Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!
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It means to fuck some ones mother backwards. almost as if you where to fuck them the wrong way. commonly used as an insult to tell some one
1- to fuck there mother
2- in a way that would be back to front and all wrong
3- to insult someones intelligence and mother.
jack mason: Rob you eat balls
Rob Harvey: Go fuck your mother backwards
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This sexual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his "shlong" knee deep in her "muffin". But the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans Va-j-j. After they are finished with this move the man then puts on his SpongeBob Pajamas and watches My Gym Partners a Monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.
O.M.G Becky! Did Jake like totes give you the backwards spidermonkey last night?!?
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Reasons for wearing your cap backwards; intelligent enough not to let it fly away, to keep hair out of your face without obstructing your veiw, all others just trying to be cool.
Losing your hat while riding down the road sucks, backwards baseball cap doesn't fly away nearly as easily.
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To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.
Example of fall ass backwards:
Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*
Governor Patterson of new York.
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