baked alaska

A sexual act that involves defecating on the partner's chest, ejaculating on top of it, and flatulating over an open source of flame to enlight the mound of excrement ablaze.

That big meal of fettucini just made me want to take her home and make a nice warm baked alaska all over her.

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baked potato

The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;

"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."

"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"

- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"

-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"

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clam bake

When you shotgun a blunt into a woman's vagina and she queefs the hit into your mouth.

Dude, if you wanna get high, I'll call my gf. We'll do a clam bake!

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Clam Bake

As opposed to a sausage party (which is a large group of males in a certain location), this is a large group of females at one location

Joe: "Oh man! Get here quick! There's a real Clam Bake going down at Heather's Party!"
Dan: "I'm on my way!"

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Steak Bake

This is an informal British term for a woman's vagina. Derived from a pastry that they sell at Gregg's (a chain of restaurants in the United Kingdom)

Lick my steak bake, you wee faggot !

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spring bake

Forgoing the traditional Spring Break excursions in favor of sitting around, getting righteously stoned with your friends for a week.

John "So where did you go for Spring Break this year?"

Bill "Nowhere. We had a little Spring Bake at Mark and Eric's apartment."

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bake and shake

The act of masturbation after smoking weed, taking advantage of heightened tactile senses from marijuana.

"Man, I'm feeling kind'a horny. I thinks it's time to bake and shake."

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