baked potato

The feeling of euphoria that one feels immediately after the consumption of marijuana; getting baked/stoned;

"Dude, i just hit the tits out of that bong and now im super baked potato."

"Dude, you look totally baked potato right now!"

- "Dude... how baked potato are you right now?"

-"Yeah man, im totally tater tots!"

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clam bake

When you shotgun a blunt into a woman's vagina and she queefs the hit into your mouth.

Dude, if you wanna get high, I'll call my gf. We'll do a clam bake!

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Clam Bake

As opposed to a sausage party (which is a large group of males in a certain location), this is a large group of females at one location

Joe: "Oh man! Get here quick! There's a real Clam Bake going down at Heather's Party!"
Dan: "I'm on my way!"

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spring bake

Forgoing the traditional Spring Break excursions in favor of sitting around, getting righteously stoned with your friends for a week.

John "So where did you go for Spring Break this year?"

Bill "Nowhere. We had a little Spring Bake at Mark and Eric's apartment."

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Steak Bake

This is an informal British term for a woman's vagina. Derived from a pastry that they sell at Gregg's (a chain of restaurants in the United Kingdom)

Lick my steak bake, you wee faggot !

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bake and shake

The act of masturbation after smoking weed, taking advantage of heightened tactile senses from marijuana.

"Man, I'm feeling kind'a horny. I thinks it's time to bake and shake."

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bake off

A competitition who can smoke the most chronic without going down for the count.

Dude, I smoked that dude under the table in that bake off. His eyes were rolled in the bck of his head by the time I sparked that last blunt.

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