Northern English people beating you up
He’s gonna get a battering
Shut up before I batter you
What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.
After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam
The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over
Jimbo tried to do a batter-sea pinner today and was rushed to the hospital.
The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard
Dude I gave my ex the Birmingham Battering Ram last night. She was so pissed
(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?
the explicit desire to bum a male
stosh wants to take part in battering a dutch boy