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The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing
...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."
Something so amazingly delicious, that you might go mad over it and can’t live without it ever.
One of the finest and most delectable desserts’ places which might include cakes, macarons, cookies, bonbons, truffles or baked cheesecakes.
Thank you for coming in my Life ! You are no less than Butter Batter !
You make me fall in Love with you whenever I see you. Are you Butter Batter ?
When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.
Hey bro I totally made waffle batter with my girl last night. It was gross.
The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.
She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed
The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.
John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie