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n. Someone who macs on people erryday and tries to keep it cutty, or on the down low.
"I saw you sneak in a bush with almost all the guys during campfire at diff times, way to be a closet-mac."
did you hear about that girl laine kendall? what a closet mac...
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A huge fan of Justin Bieber who is in denail to either themselves or their friends
Person 1: I hate Justin Bieber *sings* baby, baby, baby, ooooh*
Person 2: Yeh, sure you do, closet belieber
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A girl that likes girls but nobody knows.
Jen is a closet lesbian cause she likes girls but acts liek she likes guys.(and she takes steriods)
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Closet-emo (or closet emo)
Someone who engages in acts very similar to the emo subculture, whether it be by listening to "emotional" bands such as Hawthorne Heights or Panic! At the Disco or writes depressed broken heart poetry, but tries to keep the "extracurricular activities" secret from friends and peers.
Closet Emos sometimes have physical aspects similar to normal emos, as they may have dyed black hair an extremeley pale complexion, however paleness may be an attribute to an extreme gamer. However, for them most part they look relativly normal.
The Closet emo has become a rarety in later dates, since the commercialisation of the emo and emo subculture, emos no longer needing to fear the highschool football captian bashing them up for wareing eyeliner.
Guy: You dye your hair black! Youre a closet emo.
Girl: His hairs DYED BLACK? Fuck, it looks natural.
Closet-emo: You wouldn't know if I was a closet emo, Twiggy, since id be in the closet, which you cant open
Guy: I can so work a door! (goes and opens doors and closes it)
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A clever synonym for butthole.
JJ: So how'd it go with that four armed blue/purple haired hottie?
Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, but I locked my cock in his shit closet all night anyway
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Othen used as a diss or a put down in some circles . Trapped in the closet = A person that is gay and hasn't told anybody about there gayness.
That dude over there is trapped in a closet he hasnt come out yet . I hope he is not looking at my butt.
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someone who is gay and won't admit it.
branden is a rainbow in the closet
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