The base game is fun and the community is great, however a good majority of the ranked beat saber community are femboys, and never go outside
Friend 1: hey, I just started playing ranked maps on beat saber
Friend 2: oh nice, make sure to be careful tho, you’re at risk of becoming a femboy now
Friend 1: what? No you’re crazy
*3 weeks later*
Friend 1: shit you were right
When a dancer anticipates the dropping of the beat at the usual time, only to be thrown off when it drops a beat or two later.
Jack was way ahead in the World Air Guitar championships, until he got Beat Raped halfway through.
A physical space enclosed by blankets and sheets used to house one's self during the act of masturbation.
Don't go into Johnson's room, he's in the beat cave.
(1) The activity you are doing when you realize that somewhere (away) great music is played and you go there (the one who 'beat travelled' and has found the music will often dance with all his travel gear with him). (2) Looking for the (music) beat. (3) Travel around the country/the world to find the greatest music (beats).
Man 1: "Yo man, where ya lookin' for?"
Man 2: "I'm lookin' for the music. I'm beat travelling!"
When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.
I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.
playing with your genitals, masturbation.
I like beating the meat.
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A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.
Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.
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