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Beat Test

Masterbating to to see if you really have feelings for a girl or you just want to have sex with her.

Yeah man, I wasn't really surprised when Brittany didn't pass the beat test. Never even replied to her text after I bust.

by Swole D-bag December 28, 2015


Beat travelling

(1) The activity you are doing when you realize that somewhere (away) great music is played and you go there (the one who 'beat travelled' and has found the music will often dance with all his travel gear with him). (2) Looking for the (music) beat. (3) Travel around the country/the world to find the greatest music (beats).

Man 1: "Yo man, where ya lookin' for?"
Man 2: "I'm lookin' for the music. I'm beat travelling!"

by ThomDidymus December 17, 2011


Speed Beat

to masturbate quickly, or in a short amount of time.

i was running late for a meating, so i had to do a speed beat.

by timer man January 28, 2009


sneak-a-beat

When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.

I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.

by jimmy haynes March 1, 2009


Beat Cave

A physical space enclosed by blankets and sheets used to house one's self during the act of masturbation.

Don't go into Johnson's room, he's in the beat cave.

by bmn20000 April 23, 2009


beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 3, 2003

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Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

by Real_NoobToob May 10, 2020

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