i been on opium for the last 10 days

“I been on opium for the last 10 days” is a Cartinese phrase which translates to “I’m tweaking”

Normal person: What’s wrong with you?
Cartiologist: I been on opium for the last 10 days

Dude I have been Murray Browned

Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.

Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.

Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.

Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned

Someone who's never been punched in the face

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.

God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.

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I have too been responded

a phrase uttered by someone who thinks she or he are highly intelectual, but in fact posses the IQ of igneous metamorphic rock.

i have too been responded! Your computer's just probably retarded...like you.

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my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

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Where have you been all my life?

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate

Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?

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Your Argument has been rendered Invalid

It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)

Cat belt, you say? Your argument has been rendered invalid.

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