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When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.
Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!
A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.
I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish
When a bald man inserts his head into a woman’s vagina.
If you think that fisting porn is gross, you should see this reverse-birthing video.
When a person is thick but you know from their look that they have been like that all of their life...
Damn she thick!, Ethan replies nah she birth big it don't count .
I remember yo sister being wayyy skinnier than that, Ridley replies your slow she birth big she can't get no skinnier😒
After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."
Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..
Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<
Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.
accidents usually occur on highways.
you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.