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Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.

I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.

by VickersVagina March 29, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock blaster 9000

An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.

Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.

by tkover9000 November 23, 2014

17๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


asster blaster

the little known gay life mate of master blaster on mad max,much the same as master plaster

damn it, lets go get us some chimminychangas

by j forshizzleness March 25, 2005

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.

Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.

by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019


tokyo sand blaster

An unknown sex position utilized and made popular by Conan O'Brien.

Dude I love performing the Tokyo Sand Blaster on my girfriend. Conan did, so why can't I?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something

by adynamitefella November 10, 2010

216๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Finger Blaster Master

A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.

Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.

Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"

by Ronaldanogo November 11, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


artic bung blaster

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.

"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"

by Monty April 1, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž