Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ)

The cost of saronite in cata. The act required in barter trading for saronite ore or bars in Warcraft.

I was too lazy to farm saronite. So i gave this dude a Magic Banana Blow Job (MBBJ) for a stack.

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Job Blow

Having oral sex with a tracheotomy patient, where the penis enters the trachea and comes out the mouth.

"The old lady who works at the supermarket and once smoked 5 packs a day gives great job blows."

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comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

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plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

Blow Job Queen

A person who identifies as a female who performs acts of fellatio at a minimum of five times a week to one or multiple sexual partners to the point of orgasm.

Jane is a real Blow Job Queen. I heard she sucked off Phil and Stefan on the same day.

Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job

Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets