Booger Bear

Southern.

1. An imagined monster. similar to the "Boogy man",(or, as in the south "Booger Man") except outdoors.

2. the cause of dog's agitated barking, when no obvious reason presents itself.

3. In a variation of tag, the player (usually a boy) who is "It" hides in the backyard, while the other players (usually girls) lock arms and skip around the house starting from the front yard, singing "Ain't no booger bears out tonight, 'cause Daddy killed them all"

...the "Booger Bear" then leaps from hiding and chases them.

a rustle in the underbrush, at twilight or after dark may be only the wind, or it may be a Booger Bear.

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Booger sprinkles

When you rub your nose and it's full of dry boogers and tiny bits and speckles of boogers sprinkle out

"I found a bunch of booger sprinkles on the bed last night. Did you blow you're nose and missed the tissue?"

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eye boogers

Mucous usually found in the corner of the eye, although not uncommon to also be discovered in the eyelashes.

When dry they will simply flake off and fall away from the eye, however if they are moist they can be difficult to remove without washing with warm water. Common to "pink eye" also known as conjunctivitis.

See also: crackles

Damn baby, WTF is up with those eye boogers? You been asleep the whole day?

Homey just rolled in here picking his eye boogers talkin' 'bout 'I din here nothin' 'bout no damn time change!'

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pussy booger

When a woman doesn't clean up completely after sex and the cum dries up forming a pussy booger.

I was eatin' dat bitch out last night, and a damn pussy booger got stuck in my teef.

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cooter booger

The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region.

Thanks babe, now let me go wash these cooter boogers off and we can grab something to eat.

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Wooly booger

A man’s dangalang.

I don’t think Stephen Colbert wears underwear. Every time he stands up I can see his wooly booger.

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booger sex

When KY Jelly isn't available and you need to lube up your grandma's sandy old dust snatch.

Man, my grandma was really horny last night. I decided to oblige after she took her teeth out.

Fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, I couldn't find my tube of lube. She moaned "give it to me Hansel!"

Shuddering with disgust, I closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her clitoris (which was withered and deformed with age).

Then I gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger sex.

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