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Me who no speak it englist no good becault me no fluent in it. At leest I try and you still no understand me but you still want to sax with me anyway.
Me so sorry for my broken english but "oh me so horny, me love you long time!" (quote from 2 Live Crew- Me So Horny)
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The Radiohead show was great, but the crowd was full of broken hipsters.
An event that takes place while smoking in which someone laughs during a drag and it results in the person violently exhaling and coughing
Man I told a hilarious joke to my friend and got him to Broken Dragon
When you cling to a person to hard for emotion security, and they break and leave you floating helplessly.
Person 1: so whatever happened to you and her? Person 2: I don’t know it’s hard to explain. Person 1: what do you mean it’s hard to to explain just give me the run down. Person 2: we’ll i was in a hard place, so was she I put a lot on her plate, I didn’t try to force myself. But pished to hard emotionally with the chemistry between us. I fell into love with her and she broken anchor ed me. She wasn’t ready for what I wanted us to be. Person 1: I feel you so what now? Person 2: that’s just it I’m scared to even talk to her.
A loosely used medical term of liquid expelling from genital or anal region with the body having no control whatsoever. This happens in cases of the body after extreme orgasm or after the perineum area or area between the anus and genitalia is given extreme force. Such as a kick or a punch.
Jack was kicked in his goochand he's just shit him self.
24 hours later.
Jack is leaking like a fucking Broken pipe!
When you rub your clit during masturbation so much that you think that it might just fall off.
Hey Beth, I think I have a broken bean. My coochie hurts so much but I just can’t stop.
when you are walking and get "flat tired" (When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.)behind your knee instead of your foot, with a fist!
First my friend flat tired me then she gave me a broken axle!I fell face first because that bitch!